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Janelle T, QLD

“I knew it would be a good night but I didn't realise it would be the tears in your eyes, laugh-out-loud the whole time type of funny!"

Kimberly D, NSW

"She is hilarious, so relatable and you'll laugh so hard. I laughed out loud, sometimes hysterically the whole show!"

Tameka R, QLD

“....engaging, quick, honest and soooo hilarious!! My cheeks are sore today from laughing throughout the entirety of the performance ”

ON TOUR

10 January

BRUNSWICK HDS

BRUNS PICTURE HOUSE

16 Feb

COFFS HARBOUR

SOLD OUT

14 MARCH

BURLEIGH

SOLD OUT

13 APRIL

WYNNUM

WATERLOO BAY LEISURE

27 APRIL

BATHURST

BEMC

18 MAY

MURRAY BRIDGE

PERFORMING ART CENTRE

22 JUNE
BELLINGEN

BELLINGEN HALL

16 AUGUST

MILDURA

MILDURA ARTS CENTRE

2 NOVEMBER

WAGGA WAGGA

BEMC

19 January

PORT MACQUARIE

SOLD OUT

17 Feb

ETTALONG

ETTALONG DIGGERS

21 MARCH

WEST END

LOFT, WEST END

18 APRIL

BALLARAT

PIANO BAR

11 MAY

PENRITH

PENRITH PANTHERS

6 JUNE

CHRISTCHURCH

ISAAC THEATRE

4 JULY
CAIRNS

MACALISTER BREWING

19 AUGUST

BROKEN HILL

BROKEN HILL CIVIC CENTRE

15 NOVEMBER

PORT MACQUARIE

GLASSHOUSE THEATRE

3 February

TOOWOOMBA

SOLD OUT

1 March

LAUNCESTON

SOLD OUT

23 MARCH

MT ISA

CIVIC CENTRE

19 APRIL

TORQUAY

SHOESTRING THEATRE

16 MAY

ADELAIDE

HOWLING OWL

8 JUNE

AUCKLAND

Q THEATRE

5 JULY
PORT DOUGLAS

CLINK THEATRE

6 SEPTEMBER

LISMORE

STARCOURT THEATRE

9 - 11 Feb

PERTH

FRINGE WORLD

2 MARCH

HOBART

EXTRA SHOW ADDED

27 - 31 MARCH

MELBOURNE

ATHENEAUM THEATRE

26 APRIL

DUBBO

DUBBO REGIONAL THEATRE

17 MAY

ADELAIDE

HOWLING OWL

15 JUNE

DARWIN

DARWIN ENT. CENTRE

6 AUGUST
MOUNT ISA

MOUNT ISA CIVIC CENTRE

1 NOVEMBER

ECHUCA

ECHUCA PARAMOUNT

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"I don’t know if it was the venue or just Vanessa’s casual, effortless and seamless humour, but the whole show felt intimate. I didn’t feel like I was in a room full of strangers watching a stand-up comedy act…I felt like I was part of Vanessa’s inner circle and I think the rest of the audience felt the same if their participation is anything to go by. Vanessa interacted and engaged with the audience and they responded, each bouncing off each other which added to the overall charm of the show."

Teardrops on My Dildo
About the show....

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

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Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

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★★★★1/2 'Vanessa Larry Mitchell is as far from demure as you could possibly imagine, but wow, will she make you laugh.... beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face' - Fringefeed

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★★★★ "You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen" - The Scotsman

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★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like" - Mindshare

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